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Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

expectedly — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 04:09:02 -0000

Then: Romeo and Juliet
Now: Romeo and Juliet: How Teens Engage in Risky Sex, Gang Activity, and Suicide, and How to Prevent It (Foreword by Dr. Phil)

Then: The Taming of the Shrew
Now: Not Her Again: Tips and Tricks to Communicate with a Difficult Spouse

Then: Around the World in 80 Days
Now: 80 Days, One Trip: How One Man Found Himself Travelling the Globe

Then: Madame Bovary
Now: Disconnection: The Rise and Fall of the Female Leisure Class

Then: De Bello Gallico
Now: Blood, Spears, and Conquest: How Caesar Conquered Gaul, Channelling His Inner Strengths

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

Ha — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:25:28 -0000

Mel Brooks as Moses: Big Bang cosmology. No, G, these are shepherds. You gotta keep this simple! I've got it: "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth." See, simple.

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

GG — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:50:50 -0000

Survivor: Delta Island

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

mcgeehey — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 00:07:54 -0000

Then: Of Mice and Men
Now: Lennie the Pick Up Loser

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

smurray38 — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 07:53:50 -0000

Then: Charlotte's Web
Now: Some Pig: Managing the modern farm

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

smurray38 — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 06:54:06 -0000

Then: The Bell Jar
Now: Secrets of the Asylum: Releasing the Writer Within

Then: Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Now: The Perfect Hostess: Secrets for organising dinner parties

Then: All the President's Men
Now: Expletive Deleted: Managing the dysfunctional workplace

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

Vlad — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 21:12:13 -0000

Now: Non-Trivial Democracy or How To Take Control of Your Own Government In Time Of Crisis

(the crisis word is important for Amazon keyword search)

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

srh — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:16:56 -0000

Then:
The Invisible Man
Now:
In the city, off the grid: An urban survival guide.

Then:
Pamela, or Virtue Rewarded
Now:
Girl, Uncorrupted

Then:
Metamorphosis
Now:
The Roachman Chronicles
(A graphic novel)

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

TORLEY 🍉 — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:28:30 -0000

NO SHORTAGE of COLONS I see.

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

Kevin D — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 23:44:35 -0000

Then: The Communist Manifesto

Now: The Impoverishment of Nations

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

Ata Khan — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:31:22 -0000

The Holy Quran
--->
The Seventy-Two People You Meet in Heaven

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

Ata Khan — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:28:35 -0000

The Jungle
-->
Holy Cow: Confessions of a Top Chef Contestant

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

Ata Khan — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:23:14 -0000

The Great Gatsby -->

The Billionaire Next Door:
Seven Secrets of Wealth the Long Island Elite Don't Want You to Know

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

butterflykiller — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:07:11 -0000

Then: Anna Karenina
Now: Coping With an Adulterous Spouse: How to Retain Custody of Your Child

Then: The Brothers Karamazov
Now: Three Men and a Funeral

Then: "The Histories" by Herodotus
Now: The True Story Behind Frank Miller's "The 300"

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

sthunter — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:23:10 -0000

Then: The Confessions of Nat Turner
Now: Obama's Revenenge (with a new foreword by Rush Limbaugh)

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

Thorin Messer — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 11:44:39 -0000

Can we work a bit more of an explicit zombie reference in here? It need's the word "Zombie" to be published now.

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

sthunter — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 11:25:51 -0000

Then: Atlas Shrugged
Now: The Great Republican Wetdream

Then: Les Miserables
Now: The New American Middle Class

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

Brian G. Lewandowski — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 10:30:51 -0000

Then: The Lorax
Now: Tree Hugging Commie Liberals Will Kill Your Unborn Babies (by Ann Coulter)

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

Klaus Æ. Mogensen — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:20:01 -0000

Then: Romeo and Juliet
Now: Love and Death in Verona: A Tragic Tale of How Forbidden Teenage Love Led to Suicide

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

LKowal — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 06:50:34 -0000

Then: The Lord of the Rings
Now: We're Going Where? The Camping Trip from Hell

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

Shaun — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 06:28:46 -0000

Then: "Watership Down"
Now: "Cooking Wild Game with Paula Deen"

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

Shaun — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 06:24:17 -0000

Then: "Gone With the Wind"
Now: "Harnessing Adversity to Get in Touch with your Inner Bitch."

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

Shaun — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 06:22:31 -0000

Then: "Dracula"
Now: "Metrosexual Ethics: A Post-Modern Inquiry into Consumption and It's Relationship to Sexual Tropes"

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

Shaun — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 06:20:43 -0000

Then: "The Confessions of St Augustine"
Now: "My Journey from Freak-Nasty to Child of God"

Re: Book Titles, If They Were Written Today

Shaun — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 06:19:11 -0000

Then: "The Bacchae"
Now: "The U. S. News and World Report Ranks the Best Fraternities."